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Jokes You Will Need to Nail When You Can Meet Up Inside
A little laugh goes a long way. So get your hair done, nails painted, don your favourite outfit, and arm yourself with the best nail jokes!
It might seem like there hasn’t been too much to laugh about over the past year, but now there’s light at the end of the tunnel. Pretty soon, we can start meeting up indoors with family and friends again. But what can you all talk about apart from the pandemic? If your girlfriends are nail fanatics, why not cheer them up with some nail humour? A little laugh goes a long way. So get your hair done, nails painted, don your favourite outfit, and arm yourself with the best nail jokes!
The best nail jokes to tell the girls when you can meet up inside
Who doesn’t love a good joke? From the witty to the slight dad humour, here are the best jokes you need to nail.
...jokes about marriage
My dentist friend just divorced his wife who’s a manicurist.
All they did was fight tooth and nail
My wife threatened to leave me because of my “filthy and disgusting habits.”
I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.
Two old ladies were chatting about their husbands. One said to the other ‘I wish that Albert would stop biting his nails.”
“My Billy used to have the same problem, but I cured him of the habit,” replied the other.
“How?”
“I hid his teeth.”
The best nail jokes are like dad humour…
What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?
You really have to nail them.
At first, I didn't like my new nails...
But my nails are growing on me.
...with a bit of wit and sarcasm…
- The Doctor said I need to start buying more nail polish. Also, I’m calling myself “The doctor” now.
- The police called to say my house had been burgled and ‘all of my valuables were gone ‘ I told them they were wrong because my nail polish collection is still here, phew!
- I stopped seeing my therapist. I got tired of repeating everything we talked about to my manicurist the next day.
- I need to cut my nails, they are getting out of hand!
We hope we’ve given you plenty of inspiration on the best nail jokes to tell the girls when you can finally meet up inside.
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